Two weeks ago I thought that summer vacation would bring a much needed rest from the routine of the school year. Tonight I let go of that fantasy and am fully aware that I am much more exhusted than I was two weeks ago. Tonight I considered squirting my tacky glue into my ears. Let me give you a glimps into my world. If you have kids its probably the same as yours.
Mom!... you know the shutters on the laundry room...ya... how many are there?... I really am not sure that I have ever counted them... Mom!... Ya! Mom! Yes!!!... There's 256... Good to know!
Mom!... Go like this... Close your eyes and rub your eyelids. Can you feel them? Your pupils are round like little balls inside your eyes.
Mom!... Did Michael Jackson sing that song "I'll save you some of my muffin top?" You mean Ma ma say, ma ma sa, Ma ma Coo sa? Um, no I mean the one about a muffin top. Ya Kylah he sings that too.
Ma! Do you think dusty misses his mom? I don't know, he's lived here for seven years, he seems pretty happy for a dog. No I mean do you think he misses his mom? Yes, I think he does.
MaMa! Yes Ky... MAMA!!!! Yes Ky.... MAAAAAMAAAAA!!! Did you know I can turn my belly button inside out? No I didn't... Wanna See.
My Ky is like an AK47 of question asking. She can also whistle the Ode' to Joy and she whistles it ALL DAY LONG. In between questions of course. She also needs her hearing checked. But man do I love that girl.
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That's the funniest dialogue I have heard in a long time- that was awesome-glad you documented it. I know the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence, but rest assured------ it's not!! Hey I talk to adults all day at work that sound more bizarre than that, at least Kylah's questions are comical, intelligent, creative, and definitely not boring! Can't wait to see ya, looking forward to our visit!!
Posted by: cathy somdahl | June 30, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Do rolie polies have ears? How do grubs (as in the insects that enjoy eating our lawn) have babies? Why don't we see very many catepillers? I wish I had answers for all of Christopher's questions.....my favorite answer....go ask your father!
Posted by: Patsy | June 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM
lol Your daughter cracks me up so I can only imagine what it's like to be with her all the time!
Everyone always talks about the lazy days of summer but I just don't get it. I'm as busy if not busier now than during the school year!
Posted by: tchrtiff | June 30, 2009 at 09:56 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you made my day gurl!!! it started out really bad, and your post just made the whole day worth getting out of bed!! SMOOCH!!
Posted by: karla | June 30, 2009 at 06:47 AM